Prawns

It was just another day driving to work, but a story I heard on the radio while driving to work just made me laugh out loud.

They were doing some call in and tell us about your break up story, and when I tuned in, they were telling listeners about stories that callers told them. Guess the callers didn't want to go on-air because they wanted to remain anonymous, and for good reason! This is the story that got me all cracked up.

This girl who had broken up still had her ex-boyfriend's house keys. She used it to get into his house after the break up. She didn't want to steal anything because (a) it would be very petty and (b) it would be too obvious. So what she did was even better. You know those hollow metal pole curtain rods? She took them down and stuffed it with fresh prawns. Friggin' prawns!!! Well anyway, after that she heard from some common friends that he was complaining about a smell. This went on for awhile and 2 months later the smell got so bad that he actually moved out of the place coz he couldn't figure out what the smell was and where it was coming from. Hilarious!!!

I'm sure that story's gonna give a lot of ppl ideas. Haha! Beware a woman scorned!!!