Trekkies!!!

The new era of Star Trek is out. When I was a kid, it was considered 'uncool' to watch Star Trek or any sci-fi show. Screw that. The new Star Trek movie rocks! and yes, the actors are cute too!!! Zachery Quinto looks gorgeous there, James T. Kirk never was cuter and Chekov never sounded funnier. The physical resemblence between Zachery Quinto and the young Leonard Nimoy is really uncanny, although I must say Vulcan's have never been so good looking :)

I still can't take John Cho seriously. To me he'll always be Harold, but they couldn't have picked a better person to play Sulu. Karl Urban is still the witty character on the TV series Lost. Charming in his own way and perfect for Dr. McCoy.

Actors aside, what did I like about the movie? The fact that they didn't butcher the original story. There was action, there was the British variety humour, there was the character chemistry and there was romance. Well, sort of. Negligible. But Star Trek was never about the romance. If I was ever on the border about being a fan, this definately tipped me over. Having said that, I'm not in any rush to start dressing up as Uhura and attending Star Trek conventions!

Found this video on YouTube that makes fun of Trekkies. Brilliant if you asked me. Star Trek doesn't belong to you lamers anymore!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02LgdXVkXgM

Tossing a Salad

Yes, I admit I'm ignorant. I didn't know what 'salad tossing' meant until today, and it didn't involve any leafy greens either :P

Wikipedia defines it as:

a type of salad

a slang term for anal-oral sex or anilingus

Being curious, I read on and figured there may be other ignorant people out there. So here's a general guide to salad tossing, or anilingus, ala Leggy.


Technique
Stimulate the more sensitive areas around tne anal opening with tongue and/or lips. I'm sure you're able to find it. It's also advisable not to eat anything, brush your teeth (strange) or have any dental work done right before performing the act (funny how this is an 'act'..haha), so in other words, do this before dining the person!

I also read that it can be used for personal pleasure or erotic humiliation. WTF is erotic humiliation?! Sure sounds funny and there are people get off on it. There's a fine line between erotic humiliation and dominance. That itself is a whole other topic. It just defers in some acts.


Practice safe analingus
Always have a dental dam. They make you look like something out of a horror movie, but at least you're safe from STDs and other nasty things that come out of your anus :P There's a whole cocktail (pun intended) of bacteria there. To list it out would put most people off. Definately put me off for sure!!!

In some cases, plastic cling wrap (yes, really) has been known to be used but not as effective in disease prevention.


Disclaimer: This is written purely for fun. I don't claim to be the expert in this. Great if it works for you (dirty dirty dog!) and sorry if it doesn't

Prawns

It was just another day driving to work, but a story I heard on the radio while driving to work just made me laugh out loud.

They were doing some call in and tell us about your break up story, and when I tuned in, they were telling listeners about stories that callers told them. Guess the callers didn't want to go on-air because they wanted to remain anonymous, and for good reason! This is the story that got me all cracked up.

This girl who had broken up still had her ex-boyfriend's house keys. She used it to get into his house after the break up. She didn't want to steal anything because (a) it would be very petty and (b) it would be too obvious. So what she did was even better. You know those hollow metal pole curtain rods? She took them down and stuffed it with fresh prawns. Friggin' prawns!!! Well anyway, after that she heard from some common friends that he was complaining about a smell. This went on for awhile and 2 months later the smell got so bad that he actually moved out of the place coz he couldn't figure out what the smell was and where it was coming from. Hilarious!!!

I'm sure that story's gonna give a lot of ppl ideas. Haha! Beware a woman scorned!!!

Moving

The hardest part of doing anything, isn't the act of doing it, but rather making the decision to actually do it - whatever it may be.

Choosing to move was hard, but once I decided, I knew I wouldn't change my mind. I've been toying with the idea for the past 3 years couldn't decide till now. What made me make up my mind? Well, that's a whole other story on it's own.

I've gotten mixed responses from so many people when they hear I'm leaving. Here's most of the standard replies I've given:
1. No, I'm not getting married.
2. No, I don't have someone waiting for me there.
3. No, I don't have a job lined up.
4. Yes, I do like my current life but I feel that there's more to it than this.
5. No, I did not get fired from work.
6. No, I did not strike the lottery. I just need to get out of my comfort zone.
7. Yes, I am scared.
8. No, I don't know what I'm going to do there just yet.
9. I'm going to Melbourne but I may not stay put there.
10. It really is something I just have to do. I don't want to sit around and wonder 'what if' when I'm 50.

So there, you don't have to smile politely or gasp in awe coz really, nothing to be envious about a person who's going to be jobless soon and has no big plans. What I know is that it'll be fine because I have made the decision to go and I will make sure it's fine. I'm a survivor. Always have been and always will be.

But first things first, I gotta buy a plane ticket....hmm...

Zara/Massimo Warehouse Sale - Cineleisure (30th Apr 2009)

It is completely insane to even consider going to that sale. Firstly, the queue was about 200 ppl long half an hour before the doors even opened. Once it opened, well, I have no idea what happened coz I wasn't about to sit around and wait. Thank god there was something else to do - some Adidas sale nearby. I'd say they're smart enough to set up a small area near the queue for the supposed 'big sale'. They got alot of the spill-over crowd from the Zara sale.

While browsing in the Adidas section, I overheard a guy saying "There's damn kau alot of ppl! You can't even look at the things, and the guy's section is crazy small.....Yea, I bought a belt.....dunno what brand la, but looked nice....I really suggest that you don't even bother coming..."

And boy was that guy right. That was at 10:45am. According to a friend, she went back at 8:30pm and there was STILL a queue!! Shorter no doubt but still about 50ppl in line to get in, excluding all the 200 delusional ppl squashed into the shop. Why delusional? Because I'm not one of them. Hahaha!